The Official
Wooden Dildo
Site of the New Millennium!
Yes. Believe it or not, this is a fully functional bottle opener!
How ever else it functions, is your business. Just beware of
splinters! Woody is the perfect drinking buddy and you don't
have to worry if he's going to call you in the morning. This
is completely hand carved, sanded, and finished. Woody is a
manly 7-8" long and approximately 1 1/2" in diameter. Because
they are hand crafted, each will vary slightly in size and
shape (kinda like the real thing!)
Woody is available for bachelor/bachelorette parties, weddings,
birthdays, gag gifts, or just quality time at home!
For
Only $12.95
We are an established San Diego business and are able to
accept
your MasterCard, Visa, American Express, Discover, Personal Checks,
and
Money Orders on our secured online server.
Wholesale
orders available to qualified buyers!
Click here to inquire.
For other questions, comments, (polite) suggestions, please email
ServiceMe@WoodenDildo.com.
We are constantly probing for new and invasive...er....innovative ideas for new products. Coming
soon will be back scratchers, Lil' Chubby key chains, and "Peter Puffer" cigarette holders!
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Testi-moanials
"If you don't have one of these, you don't have DICK!" --Hughe Jorgan
"This Woody can really bust open some heiny!" --Phil McCrackin
"It's all in the wrist!" --Jack Meoff
"This is the best thing since the Alludium Q36 Dildonotron 2000!" --Dick Hertz
"Keep'em coming!" --Harry Balsak
"Oh...My...God!" --Ima Mayzed
So, What are you
Waiting for?
Grab
a Woody, Now!